Death Angel from Travian is Kindof Creepy RSS

So, this player from the online browser game Travian named DeathAngel on the US Speed server, in the guild Ninjaz With Attitude, started messaging me randomly. I think he thought I was somebody else. Anyway, the messages got weird. And creepy. This is some of it.

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What The Hell Are Dragons?

  • DeathAngel: u should join my guild.
  • Awesomest: No thanks.
  • DeathAngel: why not? were super tough and always online.
  • Awesomest: Yeah, thanks but no.
  • DeathAngel: we can be friends in real life to.
  • DeathAngel: were planning on having a meetup at the gargoyles convention.
  • Awesomest: Gargoyle convention?
  • DeathAngel: the show. its a good place for dragons and stuff.
  • Awesomest: Dragons?
  • DeathAngel: dragons. we make suits and wear them. theres a bunch of us.
  • Awesomest: Wow. That sounds really great.
  • DeathAngel: yeah it is.
  • Awesomest: I was joking.
  • DeathAngel: no. its really cool. a bunch of us from NWA do it.
  • Awesomest: Please let me know when you're not online.
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Curiosity getting the better of me, I did some research. Apparently, this is a Dragon. You do not want to know more. The internet is a scary place sometimes.

Curiosity getting the better of me, I did some research. Apparently, this is a Dragon. You do not want to know more. The internet is a scary place sometimes.

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DeathAngel Never Stops

  • DeathAngel: hey, come on, send me your pix.
  • DeathAngel: ill stop catting you then.
  • DeathAngel: come on. i no your online.
  • DeathAngel: you want me to send pix first? i send one then you send one.
  • Awesomest: Do NOT send me pictures of yourself naked.
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DeathAngel Just Doesn't Get It

  • DeathAngel: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
  • Awesomest: Going out with friends.
  • DeathAngel: youre not going to be on here? me and all the guys are.
  • Awesomest: No.
  • DeathAngel: This is what we do every friday night. irc, swap pix, travian. its great.
  • Awesomest: How do you block people on this?
  • DeathAngel: whos messing with you -send me their info and ill cat them with my other account.
  • Awesomest: Cat?
  • DeathAngel: cat=catapult.
  • Awesomest: Oh. So how do you block people?
  • DeathAngel: tell me who it is. ill get them for you.
  • Awesomest: Forget it.
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DeathAngel Feels Ashamed.

  • DeathAngel: hey, you cant change your profile like that!!!
  • Awesomest: It's staying like that until you stop messaging me.
  • DeathAngel: im not gay.
  • Awesomest: You trade naked pictures of yourself with your friends. That's pretty gay.
  • DeathAngel: we all do it. its cool.
  • Awesomest: Please, I don't want to know.
  • DeathAngel: whatss wrong with Tori Amos?
  • Awesomest: ...
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Hoping that some exposure would make him stop messaging me, I changed my profile to this.

Hoping that some exposure would make him stop messaging me, I changed my profile to this.

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DeathAngel Gets His Feelings Hurt

  • DeathAngel: hey, are you online?
  • Awesomest: Look, please, leave me alone. I don't want anything to do with you and your creepy friends. I'm not cool with this.
  • DeathAngel: dont talk to me like that. im super tough and will zero your city.
  • Awesomest: LEAVE ME ALONE.
  • DeathAngel: im going to catapult you until you send pix.
  • Awesomest: You need help.
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DeathAngel Likes Little Boys

  • DeathAngel: why don't you ever respond to my messages?
  • DeathAngel: how old are you?
  • DeathAngel: a bunch of us trade pix in NWA, you should too. well protect you in the game.
  • Awesomest: Please, stop messaging me.
  • DeathAngel: come on, just tell me how old you are.
  • Awesomest: 15.
  • DeathAngel: cool. def send pix.
  • Awesomest: WTF?
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DeathAngel Likes Tori Amos

  • DeathAngel: sorry about that message before. i thought you were my friend DieCrying's other account. anyway, what do you do?
  • Awesomest: Man, I really just want to play the game and be left alone. I don't really need to make friends on here, you know? Have enough of those in real life.
  • DeathAngel: my favorite band is Tori Amos. whats your favorite band?
  • Awesomest: Stop messaging me.
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DeathAngel Is Gay

  • DeathAngel: dude, send me pix of you naked.
  • Awesomest: WTF?
  • DeathAngel: sorry, i thought you were somebody else.
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